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oys okay.
i hate caterpillars.
i hate hate hate them.
other than the fact that they were my first learnt long-spelling-word,
i HATE THEM.



Even looking their pictures makes me squirm.
Eeeeew, seriously.




ANYWAYYYYYYYY,
look and read!



"If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

"Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!"

"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."

" What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! "

" Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! "

" Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? "



and the lamest and stupidest and funniest


" Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get."

haha i think its so funny.

don't you?

:D

bel loves you!